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Why Didn't Noah Swat Both Mosquitoes?
Plus Other Humorous Stories For Clergy
"Expedite: to compound confusion with commotion."
"Consultant: An ordinary guy who has brass enough to charge
100 times what he is worth."
"To implement a program: Hire more people and expand the
budget."
"Committee meeting: a mass mulling of master minds."
"Enrichment process: flooding the discussion with your
personal ideas."
"A clarification: to fill in the background with so many
details that the foreground goes underground."
"Reliable source: The guy you just met."
"Consultant: An ordinary guy who has brass enough to charge
100 times what he is worth."
"To implement a program: Hire more people and expand the
budget."
"Committee meeting: a mass mulling of master minds."
"Enrichment process: flooding the discussion with your
personal ideas."
"A clarification: to fill in the background with so many
details that the foreground goes underground."
"Reliable source: The guy you just met."

